Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Michael Jackson dies at age 50



i apologize for being late with this.
the king of pop (really, of music) died on thursday, june 25th of cardiac arrest. the complications that caused it are still unclear. rumors have been circulating, per usual, and the most frequent one is a demerol od? idk. it hit me harder than i thought it would. i've had a soft spot for mike ever since the allegations started. he was too much of a child to be a bad person. i'm just sad that he passed at a time when a lot of people only had negative things to say.

iTunes, best buy and any other music retailers have been selling out of MJ stuff, as expected. i was hooked up with a compilation album, it's only right that i pass it on to you. download the mixtape here.


1. Intro
2. Workin Day & Night
3. P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)
4. Can You Feel It
5. Somebodys Watching ME... Read More
6. Ease On Down The Road
7. Wanna Be Starting
8. Off The Wall
9. Dont Stop
10. Thiller
11. Smooth Criminal
12. Billie Jean
13. Jam
14. Black or White
15. Rock with you
16. Im Bad
17. Blame It On the Boogie
18. Dangerous
19. In The Closet
20. Remember The Time
21. Man In The Mirror
22. I Want You Back
23. You Rock My World
24. Ill Be There
25. Human Nature
26. Butterflies
27. They Dont Care About Us
28. Will You Be There
29. Heal The World
30. We Are The World
31. Outro

dreams really do come true


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artistry

one of my first posts was about cupcakes. they're awesome. i like to eat them, look at them, read about them and more recently i've been about decorating them. i am IN LOVE with the way a box of all different looking cupcakes looks.

so my friend julie invites me to her birthday situation at Screen on the Green. i love julie dearly, but the idea of being in the heat, on a blanket, with a bunch of chicks made me shudder. a-ha! i'll make her cupcakes instead. julie's a plain jane when it comes to flavors, so i had her choose what she wanted. screw surprises, i hate to be wasteful. we settled on carrot cake with either cream cheese or vanilla frosting. i chose to use both.

i purchased the supplies - cake mix, frosting, dye, sugar, coconut, white chocolate, etc... i wanted to be creative. and since cupcake night coincided with erica and i's girl's night, she was recruited for the cause.

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although they clearly look homemade, i think i did aight. will be tweaking it soon. (i made the carrots with a toothpick, my hand's not steady enough for the bag of frosting.)

hiatus

what's weird is, i haven't been here because there's been so much going on - but isn't that the purpose of a blog in the first place? working on transferring those thoughts and occurrences to here. seriously, it's all amusing. stay tuned. and my bad.

Monday, March 9, 2009

f my life

it's a shame that i love this site so much, but it allows me to forget about my troubles. if only for ten minutes.

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

my 25

this was a facebook project i took part in. 25 random things about myself. i swear i have a job. i have many.

1. I hate sweet meat i.e. Honey Baked Ham, pineapple pizza, apricot chicken…

2. I have a habit of pulling people’s wenis’s when I’m standing close to them. (This is the skin you can pull from the elbow.)

3. I want so badly to sing, but I’ve developed a horrible fear. So I’ll probably make one of my kids do it.

4. CPK, Taco Bell and Krispy Kreme. When and if I move, I must live in close proximity to all of these. My love for IHOP has subsided.

5. It doesn’t take much to piss me off, but I don’t hold grudges.

6. I prefer texts to calls. Yep, I’m one of those.

7. I love dresses just as much as I love hoodies.

8. I thought the love I had for my mom could never be matched, until I met my niece. She’s the most awesome kid ever. Ahh, she keeps me young.

9. I only watch reality TV. This includes the news and documentaries.

10. My mom set me up on my first and last blind date. I’ve gone back to being shallow, thanks.

11. I’m all about neck tattoos. It ups a man’s irresistibility factor by 48%.

12. I’m not into holidays.

13. Hygiene is the most important quality I look for in a man. What good is a sexy body with a stankin’ ass?

14. I can’t swim.

15. I don’t think I’m better than anyone, but I’m confident I have more common sense than most.

16. The people I love the most have distinct traces of crazy in them.

17. I can predict the sex of your child before it’s born. Try me.

18. I like to look in people’s refrigerators. You can tell a lot about a person in there.

19. I’m one of those nerds who likes word games. I am the Taboo master. I’ve only lost once and it’s a painful memory I don’t like to discuss.

20. I’m into specifics. If you ask me how long it will take me to get somewhere, I’ll tell you 22 minutes, not 25. I never round up or down. The time is 2:13, not “a quarter after”. Every minute counts in my world. So if you’re ever asking me questions and I’m giving you roundabout, general answers you might wanna back up off me.

21. I don’t understand most girls.

22. I am the best speller I know.

23. I secretly think people that can’t whistle or snap their fingers are retarded. Secret’s out!

24. My watching-a-movie snack of choice is ice cream. I don’t eat popcorn because of the hassle removing it from my teeth. Potato chips are highly overrated. I get bored with candy after like 6 bites. And peanuts are the devil’s food.

25. I don’t have any scars. How weak is that?!

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