sticks and stones: for my entertainment

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Friday, October 1, 2010

the social network.

a dear friend gave me 2 passes to see the screening of the social network last night. considering from the moment i saw the 1st preview i had decided i would see it (even if i had to go on opening night, which i'm largely opposed to), i was thrilled to be able to beat the crowd.

the movie was a bit better than expected. very well acted, even from our high-pitched friend, justin timberlake. his speaking voice is NOT sexy.
i digress.
i had never really delved into mark zuckerberg's life, i was just thankful for him. and for the facebook. i never thought i'd be one to be so involved on a social networking site but apparently it's a good fit. being able to keep in touch with friends and family without having to pick up the phone is priceless.
am i digressing again? i support the movie, go see it.

2 thumbs.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

#EddieLongHairPiece

i'm not on twitter, but a friend of mine has his twitter and facebook accounts linked, so i had the pleasure of being a part of this fry fest.
(can't post them all, it's been going on forever. currently on comment #90...)

behold: before & after.

#EddieLongHairPiece
run off batteries!!!
was baptized in the Gulf during the BP oil spill
is really chuck norris arm pit hair
will join Lebron, Wade & Bosh in Miami. #thebig4
comes with sides burn and muscle shirt ....its a kids meal at Mickey D's
killed tupac
found waldo and carmen san diego
ghosts writes for drake and nicki minaj
is going to survive when the world ends in 2012
is an extra in tyler perry next movie
comin out wit a reality show! "Real Atlanta House #Wigs"
can walk on water and not get wet
taught Dougie Fresh how to Dougie
has filed a counter suit
use to be a co host on Double Dare
was the landlord of 227
whistles.
has released 2 mixtapes.
Framed roger rabbit
Does a care bear stare with a newbirth symbol
shot J.R.
Was Tom from Myspace's first friend
Gave majic johnson the cure
Was mr roper from three's company fashion consultant
is a stunt double.
loves rockin jeggings!
is octomom's baby daddy

*these were copied and pasted. any and all grammatical/punctuation/spelling errors aren't mine.

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

"it's so intense".

super funny.

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Thursday, October 29, 2009

"the show"

i've been seeing movies in the theater a lot lately. i'm not like normal americans. i love movies, but i never make it a priority to go see them. anyway, i'm changing that. let's review, shall we?

Paranormal Activity ruined my life. i'm a self-proclaimed punk about scary movies, but i keep on watchin'. it's a hint of retardation, i'm aware, but my need to be entertained is strong. it was really tough to sleep the following couple of nights. some of the stuff that happened in this movie happened to me in real life, so knowing what comes next makes me sweat a little bit.

i learned a lot watching Good Hair. black hair care is a multi-billion dollar industry and hair is india's #1 export. insanity! i also learned that i'm tryna be at that Bronner Bros. show next year. it's a lot more than i thought it was.

Precious was heavy. i've never seen a movie like that. it's been a week and it's still on my mind. so i bought the book. i don't want to ruin it for anyone (it comes out 11/7 nationwide), but i will say that if you watch it and are unsuccessfully moved, you are an animal.

most recently i saw Saw VI. i know you Saw haters are thinking "why are they still making these movies?", but like i always say, the purpose of a movie is to be entertained. i'm not watching it for the cinematography. it's creative, and it's smart. Saw doesn't scare me, but i almost threw up in my lap. twice.

next on my list is Takers. it comes out this February. i semi like action flicks, but i really wanna see it because this film is full of sexies. guilty. so far, it deserves 2 awards; one for the most sexies in one non-porno film and one for the worst photoshopping done on a cover. yikes.

Monday, March 9, 2009

f my life

it's a shame that i love this site so much, but it allows me to forget about my troubles. if only for ten minutes.

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML