this was a facebook project i took part in. 25 random things about myself. i swear i have a job. i have many.
1. I hate sweet meat i.e. Honey Baked Ham, pineapple pizza, apricot chicken…
2. I have a habit of pulling people’s wenis’s when I’m standing close to them. (This is the skin you can pull from the elbow.)
3. I want so badly to sing, but I’ve developed a horrible fear. So I’ll probably make one of my kids do it.
4. CPK, Taco Bell and Krispy Kreme. When and if I move, I must live in close proximity to all of these. My love for IHOP has subsided.
5. It doesn’t take much to piss me off, but I don’t hold grudges.
6. I prefer texts to calls. Yep, I’m one of those.
7. I love dresses just as much as I love hoodies.
8. I thought the love I had for my mom could never be matched, until I met my niece. She’s the most awesome kid ever. Ahh, she keeps me young.
9. I only watch reality TV. This includes the news and documentaries.
10. My mom set me up on my first and last blind date. I’ve gone back to being shallow, thanks.
11. I’m all about neck tattoos. It ups a man’s irresistibility factor by 48%.
12. I’m not into holidays.
13. Hygiene is the most important quality I look for in a man. What good is a sexy body with a stankin’ ass?
14. I can’t swim.
15. I don’t think I’m better than anyone, but I’m confident I have more common sense than most.
16. The people I love the most have distinct traces of crazy in them.
17. I can predict the sex of your child before it’s born. Try me.
18. I like to look in people’s refrigerators. You can tell a lot about a person in there.
19. I’m one of those nerds who likes word games. I am the Taboo master. I’ve only lost once and it’s a painful memory I don’t like to discuss.
20. I’m into specifics. If you ask me how long it will take me to get somewhere, I’ll tell you 22 minutes, not 25. I never round up or down. The time is 2:13, not “a quarter after”. Every minute counts in my world. So if you’re ever asking me questions and I’m giving you roundabout, general answers you might wanna back up off me.
21. I don’t understand most girls.
22. I am the best speller I know.
23. I secretly think people that can’t whistle or snap their fingers are retarded. Secret’s out!
24. My watching-a-movie snack of choice is ice cream. I don’t eat popcorn because of the hassle removing it from my teeth. Potato chips are highly overrated. I get bored with candy after like 6 bites. And peanuts are the devil’s food.
25. I don’t have any scars. How weak is that?!
