Saturday, November 29, 2008
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
"he's so hot, he makes my teeth sweat"
yep, totally saw him yesterday at the mall. he was with his wife and 2 children and i don't even have a freakin picture to prove it! he autographed the back of my business card, but i had him make it out to my sister. i'm not big on autographs. yum-my.
Monday, October 27, 2008
randominities
when people use the term 'rash decisions', they're basically saying 'irrational decisions', right? so why wouldn't the term be 'irrash decisions'?
i am uncomfortable by a woman's touch on my skin, especially if she's soft. soft handshakes are the worst.
i find it interesting that thousands of years after the decline of the paleolithic era, men still have the 'hunter' mentality. i mean, it's 2008. we can have groceries, movies, dry cleaning and even escorts delivered right to our door. which makes me wonder, how should i feel about the man who waits for women to approach him?
my dad uses the term 'monies'. it burns me up inside.
a friend recently used an alternative term for calling someone fat - "i fear you suffer from gluttony..." i love it!
when i ask how old your toddler is, i don't need to know in months (i.e. 29 months.) "he's two" will suffice.
bathroom attendants make me nervous. am i supposed to break you off because you pre-pulled the paper towels? and how do they keep the straight face while someone's blowin it up? that's ninja behavior.
i want to tie randy jackson up and beat him. then i'll show him clips from movies likes amistad, rosewood and roots so he can understand who he is and where he came from.
my freckles don't have texture. keep your hands off my face.
i will openly question your ability to make sound decisions if you choose unsweet tea over sweet. you lose extra points if you opt for the unsweet and try to sweeten it yourself.
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