#EddieLongHairPiece

i'm not on twitter, but a friend of mine has his twitter and facebook accounts linked, so i had the pleasure of being a part of this fry fest.
(can't post them all, it's been going on forever. currently on comment #90...)

behold: before & after.

#EddieLongHairPiece
run off batteries!!!
was baptized in the Gulf during the BP oil spill
is really chuck norris arm pit hair
will join Lebron, Wade & Bosh in Miami. #thebig4
comes with sides burn and muscle shirt ....its a kids meal at Mickey D's
killed tupac
found waldo and carmen san diego
ghosts writes for drake and nicki minaj
is going to survive when the world ends in 2012
is an extra in tyler perry next movie
comin out wit a reality show! "Real Atlanta House #Wigs"
can walk on water and not get wet
taught Dougie Fresh how to Dougie
has filed a counter suit
use to be a co host on Double Dare
was the landlord of 227
whistles.
has released 2 mixtapes.
Framed roger rabbit
Does a care bear stare with a newbirth symbol
shot J.R.
Was Tom from Myspace's first friend
Gave majic johnson the cure
Was mr roper from three's company fashion consultant
is a stunt double.
loves rockin jeggings!
is octomom's baby daddy

*these were copied and pasted. any and all grammatical/punctuation/spelling errors aren't mine.

"the show"

i've been seeing movies in the theater a lot lately. i'm not like normal americans. i love movies, but i never make it a priority to go see them. anyway, i'm changing that. let's review, shall we?

Paranormal Activity ruined my life. i'm a self-proclaimed punk about scary movies, but i keep on watchin'. it's a hint of retardation, i'm aware, but my need to be entertained is strong. it was really tough to sleep the following couple of nights. some of the stuff that happened in this movie happened to me in real life, so knowing what comes next makes me sweat a little bit.


i learned a lot watching Good Hair. black hair care is a multi-billion dollar industry and hair is india's #1 export. insanity! i also learned that i'm tryna be at that Bronner Bros. show next year. it's a lot more than i thought it was.

Precious was heavy. i've never seen a movie like that. it's been a week and it's still on my mind. so i bought the book. i don't want to ruin it for anyone (it comes out 11/7 nationwide), but i will say that if you watch it and are unsuccessfully moved, you are an animal.

most recently i saw Saw VI. i know you Saw haters are thinking "why are they still making these movies?", but like i always say, the purpose of a movie is to be entertained. i'm not watching it for the cinematography. it's creative, and it's smart. Saw doesn't scare me, but i almost threw up in my lap. twice.

next on my list is Takers. it comes out this February. i semi like action flicks, but i really wanna see it because this film is full of sexies. guilty. so far, it deserves 2 awards; one for the most sexies in one non-porno film and one for the worst photoshopping done on a cover. yikes.

Michael Jackson dies at age 50

i apologize for being late with this.
the king of pop (really, of music) died on thursday, june 25th of cardiac arrest. the complications that caused it are still unclear. rumors have been circulating, per usual, and the most frequent one is a demerol od? idk. it hit me harder than i thought it would. i've had a soft spot for mike ever since the allegations started. he was too much of a child to be a bad person. i'm just sad that he passed at a time when a lot of people only had negative things to say.

iTunes, best buy and any other music retailers have been selling out of MJ stuff, as expected. i was hooked up with a compilation album, it's only right that i pass it on to you. download the mixtape here.


1. Intro
2. Workin Day & Night
3. P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)
4. Can You Feel It
5. Somebodys Watching ME... Read More
6. Ease On Down The Road
7. Wanna Be Starting
8. Off The Wall
9. Dont Stop
10. Thiller
11. Smooth Criminal
12. Billie Jean
13. Jam
14. Black or White
15. Rock with you
16. Im Bad
17. Blame It On the Boogie
18. Dangerous
19. In The Closet
20. Remember The Time
21. Man In The Mirror
22. I Want You Back
23. You Rock My World
24. Ill Be There
25. Human Nature
26. Butterflies
27. They Dont Care About Us
28. Will You Be There
29. Heal The World
30. We Are The World
31. Outro

dreams really do come true

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you're welcome.

decisions, decisions

this fool injured his finger pretty badly during practice for his college football team. when they told him he'd have to sit out for 4 months, he apparently lost his mind and had the doctor cut off the finger so that he could play. my favorite part of the article:
Trevor only has one regret. The doctor didn't give him the finger. "I wanted to make a necklace out of it." It'd also be a great gag at Subway!

vice-presidential debate

this sums it up, cleverly.